tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21129729.post113846461263706149..comments2007-04-12T04:11:16.999-07:00AssParrothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07316352296919237652noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21129729.post-1139388683900266202006-02-08T00:51:00.000-08:002006-02-08T00:51:00.000-08:00One time Xenu tried to escape the Instapundit's mainframe code matrix by unleashing the Mother of All Nanobot Retro-Storms upon the Temporal Flux Node Disrupter Field. Silly Xenu! You can never defeat the Instapundit! That is how the fourth day of the week came to be known as Lilekshasmoreday.<BR/><BR/>Once, in his travels, the Instapundit once came upon a rogue backup server. Six nanovirus onslaughts later, that server came to rue the day it tried such a thing.<BR/><BR/>The Argument from Lileks Has More was the Instapundit's gift to Liberal Bloggers. Sadly for them, it proved conclusively that they had been destroyed by a nanobot army last February.AssParrothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07316352296919237652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21129729.post-1139382011574972072006-02-07T23:00:00.000-08:002006-02-07T23:00:00.000-08:00The Instapundit sold "Bob" a big bill of goods, and got "Bob" to pay him $30 to join <I>his</I> fake cult. The Instapundit engages in JanorDevice(tm)-related programme activities.<BR/><BR/>The Instapundit made Xenu do it.<BR/><BR/>The Instapundit <I>is</I> the rock he created that's too heavy for him to move.<BR/><BR/>The "Lileks has more" 9000 unit is very concerned about the state of the mission, Dave.<BR/><BR/>Do not taunt Instapundit.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21129729.post-1138985109832820622006-02-03T08:45:00.000-08:002006-02-03T08:45:00.000-08:00The Instapundit already thought of the Steve-O-Meter before Steve Allen was a gleam in his father's eye, so that exercise would be pointless.Glennbothttp://www.instapundit.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21129729.post-1138982192034354062006-02-03T07:56:00.000-08:002006-02-03T07:56:00.000-08:00Reminds me of Joel's MST3K tribute to Steve Allen and his Steve-O-Meter. Maybe you could work up a Glenn-O-Meter that would detect if an idea or invention had already been thought of by Glenn!mikenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01370027981749850862noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21129729.post-1138978727039330192006-02-03T06:58:00.000-08:002006-02-03T06:58:00.000-08:00Instapundit- dehydrated punditry: Just Pee On It!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com