Tuesday, March 14, 2006
Liberals cross the line
I'm confused. The President of the United States can yuk it up about Dick Cheney actually shooting a guy in the face with nary a peep from Michelle Malkin ... but if some liberal bloggers joke about the nascent Claude Allen "evil twin" theory?
Well, that's just going too far.
"I don't see why this is funny," Michelle Malkin posts, noting that "the oh-so-compassionate Left is snickering at the possibility that Floyd Allen may have been responsible for the crimes with which Claude Allen has now been charged."
Dammit! What were those bloggers thinking?!? What could possibly be funny about an evil twin? Don't they know that this is what's funny? And this? And this and this and this?
So be warned, you conservatives with evil twins, if you ever find yourself in trouble - "snivelling leftists like conspiracy theorist Josh Marshall will go after your family."
Seriously, though, I think these people's heads are going to explode when they watch Leno tonight, let alone the Daily Show. It's possible old Soupy Sales tapes are too edgy for them.
UPDATE: I am so riding Pinko Punko's coattails on this post that all I can see in front of me is a swirling maelstrom of discarded Take-5 wrappers.