Saturday, February 04, 2006

 

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A challenge: Devise the best 'Doughy Pantload' line with one or both of the following constructions:

The Doughy Pantload is so doughy ...

OR

The Doughy Pantload is such a pantload ...

Here are some examples to get you started:

The Doughy Pantload is so doughy, he is the official dough used in the Acrobatic Pizza Tossing event at the World Pizza Championship in Salsomaggiore, Italy.

The Doughy Pantload is so doughy, it's a well-known fact that he grew out of a yeast infection in Lucianne Goldberg's cervix rather than a normal pregnancy.

The Doughy Pantload is so doughy, it is recommended that his columns not be read by people on the Atkins Diet.

The Doughy Pantload is such a pantload, the bulge on Bush's back was actually him, trying to escape.

The Doughy Pantload is such a pantload, he enters a room by trickling down Rich Lowry's inner thigh.

The Doughy Pantload is such a pantload, his columns arrive at the LA Times with pieces of corn stuck in them.

The Doughy Pantload is so doughy, and such a pantload, he travels exclusively by monkey fling.





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