Monday, February 06, 2006

 

If You Aren't Yet Enraged By People Who Are Enraged By Mere Pictures ... You Better Have a Look at These Pictures


Boy, there ain’t nuthin’ like a Cartoon War to give wingnut bloggers the chance to put aside the boring, wonky GOP waterboy work and play big, tough Little Green Footballs for a week. With the exception of some honorable conservatives (see below), wanker after wanker has jumped gleefully onto the LGF Clash o' Civilizations train …

Crusaders get ready, there’s a Clash a’ comin’
You don’t need no logic, you just sharpen that sword
All you need is hate, to hear all Islam war-drummin’
You don’t need no perspective … thank the Lizard Horde

Wankers get shifty, there’s a troop transport to Jordan
Picking up draftees, from coast to coast
4-F is the key, lock the doors and board ’em
There’s fallen arches for all, who warmonger the most
But there ain’t no dodge, for the keyboardless soldier
Who reaps the cruel harvest, of seeds wingnuts do sow
Have no pity on those, whose children now moulder
For there is no time for mercy, when others’ blood is aflow

Crusaders get ready, there’s a Clash a’ comin’
You don’t need no logic, you just sharpen that sword
All you need is hate, to hear all Islam war-drummin’
You don’t need no perspective … thank the Lizard Horde
But nobody was more in the thick of the Great Leap Forward to Conclusions than that double dose of wingnut fun, Michelle Malkin(s). Saying s/he “couldn’t sleep all night” Friday (try laying off the crack, next time), Malkin(s) “put together a little, 2-minute photo/video montage about the Muhammad cartoons” called “First They Came …” If you haven't checked it out, you really shouldn't. It's as tidy a clueless little insult to victims of the Holocaust as we've seen lately (though we fear we'll soon see much worse), a truly asinine reworking of Dachau inmate Rev. Martin Niemöller’s famous warning about remaining silent in the face of tyranny.

Because clearly, writing a book that recommends imprisoning people based on race, from the comfort of your suburban home, while enjoying the unprecedented control over all three branches of the government by your political brethren … makes you the moral heir of a victim of the Nazis.

Wanktastic wankitude from a true wanker's wanker(s).





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